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Foot in Your Mouth

athletes_foot1

“I don’t have athlete’s feet, I use Gingivitis.”

I did not know you could buy that.

She Can Fly

smoke

“That’s the way the smoke goes up the chimney, that’s how Grandma gets home.”

We always joked with Grandma that she used a broom to get around.  Did not know that smoke was necessary too.

Lady with Umbrella

mary-poppins

“She looks like that Disney lady with the umbrella, Magidy Perrins.”

Ten Commandments

sin

“Thou shall not commit sin on comultry of human life.”

Bad Hair Day

hair

“Hair genicals”

AKA – Hair follicles.

The Mona Lisa

moustache

“You should get into artistry with you chee-canuutii moustache.”

Keith was commenting on his uncle’s moustache.  I don’t think this is what he meant.


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